He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.

Hear the other side.

Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it.

Hyperpolysyllabicomania is a fondness for big words.

I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.

I wash everything on the gentle cycle. It's much more humane.

I'll always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

I've tried relaxing, but - I don't know - I feel more comfortable tense.

If God is your partner, make your plans large.

If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.

If it isn't one thing, it's another, unless it's neither.

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

If people said what they thought, most conversations would be very brief.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.

If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten.

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters.

In a negotiation, he who cares less, wins.

In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.

Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.

It is better to how nothing than to learn nothing.

It makes no difference whether you win or lose until you lose.

It seems confusing that narrow-minded people are thick headed.

It was such a primitive country we didn't even see any joggers.

It's easy to get lost in thought if it's not familiar territory to you.

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

Knowledge become power only when we put it into use.

Knowledge is not what the pupil remembers but what he cannot forget.

Live not for time, but eternity.

Man has now conquered almost everything in nature except human nature.

Many men boast of having an open mind, when it is only vacant.

Misers make wonderful ancestors.

Most people know how to keep silent but few of us know when.

My mind's made up - don't confuse me with the facts.

Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

Never let your studies interfere with your education.

Never mistake endurance for hospitality.

No dream comes true until you wake up and go to work.

Nothing of importance is ever done without a plan.

Nothing relieves the monotony of a job like finding ways to improve it.

Old mufflers never die, they just get exhausted.

Old termites never die. They just get board and lumber on.

Patience is what you require when the fish are not hungry.

Patton's Law: A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

People who can agree on what's funny can usually agree on other things.

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Plan for today as well as for tomorrow.

Plan in marble if you would work in stone.