A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you. -Francoise Sagan 

A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving. -Cyrano de Bergerac

A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity. -V. P. Skipper 

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. -Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. -Zsa Zsa Gabor

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. -Joey Adams 

Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it renkindles the great. -Comte DeBussy-Rabutin 

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. -W. H. Auden 

An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts. -John Junor 

And I will make thee beds of roses, And a thousand fragrant posies. -Queen Marie-Antoinette 

At last I know what love is really like. -Virgil 

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. -H. L. Mencken 

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. -Anonymous 

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. -Mark Twain 

Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate. -David Pratt 

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. -Zsa Zsa Gabor

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. -Albert Einstein (1879-1955) 

I don't mind where people make love, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses. -Mrs. Patrick Campbell

An extravagance is anything you buy that is no earthly use to your wife. -Franklin P. Adams.

It's a man's world, and you men can have it. -Katherine Anne Porter.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty. -Christopher Morley.

No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty eight." -H.L. Mencken.

A good wife is good, but the best wife is not so good as no wife at all. -Thomas Hardy.

Wives are people who feel that they don't dance enough. -Groucho Marx.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have time. -Tallulah Bankhead.

Show girls are so beautiful it is sad to think that twenty years from now they will all be five years older. -Will Rogers.

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. -H.L. Mencken.

The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform. -Alfred Kinsey.

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty. -James Thurber. 

If women believe in their husbands, they would be a good deal happier . . . and also a good deal more foolish. -H. L. Mencken.

If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger. -James Thurber.

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots. -Rebecca West.

The differnece between wife and mistress is the difference between night and day. -Harry Hershfield.

The United States is a land where men govern but women rule. -John Mason Brown.

It is the plain women who know about love; the beautiful women are too busy being fascinating. -Katherine Hepburn.

She got her good looks from her father - he's a plastic surgeon. -Groucho Marx.

Temptation is a woman's weapon and a man's excuse. -H. L. Mencken.

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but for what she listens to. -George Jean Nathan.

The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate; but in the forties he is at the maximum of his villainy. -H. L. Mencken.

When I say I know women, I mean I know that I don't know them. -William Makepeace Thackeray.

A good wife is good, but the best wife is not so good as no wife at all. -Thomas Hardy.

Call no man unhappy until he is married. -Socrates.