One cat justs leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. -Mary Bly 

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. -Unknown 

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. -Joseph Wood Krutch

With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? -Fernand Mery 

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life. -Faith Resnick 

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. -Anonymous

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. -Hippolyte Taine 

We humans are indeed fortunate if we happen to be chosen to be owned by a cat. 

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. 

How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. -Robert A. Heinlein 

No heaven will not ever be Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me. -Unknown

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. -Albert Schweitzer 

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. -Anonymous 

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. -English proverb 

If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. -Mark Twain 

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat. -Mark Twain 

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. -Ellen Perry Berkeley 

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart. -Ernest Menaul 

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. 

Is it true cats wont stay in a house when it's haunted? 

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. -Jeff Valdez 

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -Winston Churchill 

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals. 

Woman, poets, and especially artists, like cats; delicate natures only can realize their sensitive nervous systems. -Helen M. Winslow 

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. -Missy Dizick 

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. -Sonja Monsen 

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer. -Bruce Graham

Managing senior programmers is like herding cats. -Dave Platt 

You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. -Colonial American proverb 

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. -Joseph Wood Krutch 

Beware of people who dislike cats. -Irish proverb 

I love my cats because I love my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Couteau 

I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic 

My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes. 

Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.